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Gentrification: A love story

Introducing Lauren McNicol. A Parkdale couple owns multiple properties and faces the inconvenience of stepping over less ... affluent folks. How ever will they cope?

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It's not you, it's my Resting Bitch Face

Evany's male colleagues respected her — until they noticed her resting bitch face. So she had to do something to make them feel better.

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It's not you, it's my Resting Bitch Face

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Man devastated giant mason jars don't exist

“The plan was simple. Buy enormous mason jars to house the produce and create a beautiful visual cellar on my unfinished reclaimed barn wood counter tops,” Neilson said.But that was not to be.

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Man devastated giant mason jars don't exist

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"Enjoy it, one day you'll miss it" still the best unsolicited advice to give a mother

“Noah was running Dee ragged. I could see how desperate she was for this phase to end, so I tried to comfort her. It was the least I could do, given my expertise. I reminded Dorothy that she should just enjoy it, because one day, she'll miss it,” Rachel said.

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"Enjoy it, one day you'll miss it" still the best unsolicited advice to give a mother